Me and my fellow tried anal like a month ago, we didn't go all the way cause I began to cry. But I think he broke my anus cause sometimes I can still feel it.

Given the amount of cocaine I do, you'd think id be thinner :/

Threw a Target cart off the 4th story of the parking garage. Then walked up and talked to girls examining the cart and pretended like it wasnt us and took pictures

Had sex with over ten women and none of them noticed my yellow discharge.

To the girl who was taking a survey on exercise and heart rate in Tinsley: I think you may get high heart rates from most of the guys. You're really cute

I'm the guy who drew Garfield in a turkey suit for Scholars :)

Sometimes, I wonder if it's worth it to get dressed up for school. Do boys even notice? Do girls respect it?

Alright, confession time: there's a guy on the third floor of my hall that I like. I just wrote this letter that I taped onto his door and ran back downstairs. My heart is pounding. I'm a little tipsy but not enough to do something and regret it in the morning. If anything it gave me the courage to do it. I hope he reads it. God this is exhilarating.