I come to this page every day in the hopes that my crush posts something that I can tell is about me.

The more I think about the amount of energy I'd have to expend in order to get one of you woment to fall in love with me, the more I realize I just want a dog. As said before, "they'll shit on your carpet, but they won't shit on your heart".

My 6 am walk of shame got even more embarrassing when a ton of army guys came running by. Why the hell is anyone awake that early?

to the girl walking by the wedge with the adorable puppy today, please, go fuck yourself. your puppy can't be more than a month old and you were dragging it with it's leash. you were paying more attention to your iPad to realize it was scared and probably cold. I can only hope that dog finds a new owner, but until then, go fuck yourself.

I like you enough to try something. But I respect you enough not to.

Who else has to go to snowbowl to pick up their season pass within the next couple days? I'm heading up there and wouldn't mind someone sitting shottie for the ride.

Why do I have the strange feeling that all the thirsty girls on this page are not real, and that sucks cause I am in a serious drought.

The N side of 8th floor of Sechrist has the most bang'in guys, i want you all!!