Monday, 25 November 2013 11:33 PM
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Everytime she passes me by no matter how hard I try or tell myself to man the fuck up, I can never talk to that damn cute Asian on the cheerleading team! I just wish I saw you alone and not with your friends all the time.
Monday, 25 November 2013 11:32 PM
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I look forward to the day I become the father I never had
Monday, 25 November 2013 11:02 PM
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My friend and I stole over $100 in alcohol from walmart on saturday night,and got away with it.
Monday, 25 November 2013 10:23 PM
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I used to masterbate in the union bathrooms. I feel so dirty now that I think about it.
Monday, 25 November 2013 10:21 PM
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Someone say something nice. Ready go!
*crickets*
Monday, 25 November 2013 10:14 PM
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I think that Prochnow should also show our childhood movies in addition to the new stuff. How many people would line up to see Toy Story or The Little Mermaid on the big screen again, am I right?
Monday, 25 November 2013 09:44 PM
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Monday, 25 November 2013 09:32 PM
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If I'm nice enough to let you cross the street don't take your goddamn time! KNEES TO CHEST, BITCH. KNEES TO CHEST.