To the cute guy in the maroon, black, and white zebra patterned sweatshirt in the hot spot at dinner tonight, I was one of the girls sitting at the table behind you and I think you're really attractive.

I have some nudes with my ex's face in them and I really want to get back at her with them. Like send them to all her new boyfriends fraternity brothers since she started seeing him while we were still together. But I erased them, youre welcome slut

I just want a guy who will watch Duck Dynasty with me

My girlfriend is so amazing. We've been together for a while now but I know she wants to leave. No one is kind and tolerant enough to put up with who I am. I desperately wish I could be in her league but I can't. I wish she could find the person for her that I wish I could be for her.

All my friends with kids make me sick. We are not even fucking 25 yet. Enjoy life.

Today I came to a monumental realization that was triggered by a picture of two dogs. The picture looked like this: Two dogs, a golden retriever and a jack russel terrier who had both run through a mud puddle, stand side by side. The retriever was muddy halfway up its legs, the terrier was muddy up to its neck. This made me realize that though two people may go though the exact same thing, a break up, parent's divorce, depression, they do not experience it the same. This may seem obvious, but I (unfortunately) tend to have a superiority complex, and get frustrated when people crumble when faced with things that I have gone through and survived rather well. Just thought I'd share

After I eat too much Chick-fil-a, I tend to get the shit-fil-a's

I have the BIGGEST crush on the guy who swipes cards at the math lab. Sigh.