The one time I finally have the guts and self esteem to ask a girl on a date since me and my ex split, and I get stood up. Sweet. Maybe I'm just not meant to be happy, oh well. Beer Time.

My fuck buddy stopped contact seemingly randomly. I think he was starting to fall for me. Or is that only wishful thinking?
In fairness though, I would like to point out that when we first started talking, he kept saying how he "really wanted to get to know" me (I wasn't looking for a relationship, so I didn't let him in), mentioned multiple times that he wanted to take me out "properly" (I never confirmed anything in terms of plans), and when a friend of mine saw him at a party (he was wasted) she asked how I was doing, to which he replied something along the lines of "She's so mean to me and she never talks to me, but she is the prettiest girl I've ever seen."
But then there is the glaringly obvious detail - he's a junior. I'm a freshman.

Glad I tested negative for HIV today. All you sex-possessed people out there please be safe during sex and know your status. We want an AIDS free world soon!

I'm procrastinating on research methods homework by... wait for it... starting to learn Russian. Dafuq normal guys watch porn or something.

The best sex we have is when she initiates it. God I love that.

I absolutely love to give head! Nothing makes me feel more turned on or powerful than hearing the moans I can make a man make with my mouth.

To the girls in the elevator at Sechrist, we took the stairs. Hope you're proud of us. :p

are they allowed to look in your drawers during room checks?