YOU KNOW WHAT?! Blue balls is also a thing in girls called blue vagina. I hope your dick hurts everytime you try and have sex you cunt. I wasn't even looking o do stuff and you came onto me.

Fuck. You. I wish you all the pain in the world, you massive prick. :)

Is there a bus that goes to the snowbowl?

I have a perfectly normal relationship already, but I still find this rush from catfishing.

Ill make fake profiles on Tinder or OkCupid pretending to be a lonely and bored bi-curious girl. The responses never cease to amaze me. And its not like Im soliciting money or anything. No harm no foul

Too many women at this school chase boys. Boys who run around in basketball shorts with flat bill caps and shaved faces. You chase pretty boys and wonder why you cant find a real man.

I judge the people who comment often on these confessions real hard. I've been against having my online presence known since, like, Neopets. Shit.

Is there really a boys bathroom on campus where they mess around in?

I'm a very fine looking guy who just love girls!!! But every time I say I want to change and make more female friends here, this shit happens. I show my interest and talk to one of my social network "female" friends or any random girl I see around campus, but unfortunately they always turn me down and ignore my messages and stuff. So I get back to my normal, and usual life that includes: (GUYS FRIENDS, BASKETBALL, AND WORKOUTS) #StoryofmyLife#ForeverAlone

One of my classmates asked how my Thanksgiving went today. Being Native American, I took complete advantage to fuck with him on this subject. I told him that I had to eat burnt corn soup in remembrance of my people's hardship of when the white man burned all their crops to use starvation as a military tactic.