When people see me training on campus and yell "PARKOUR!" I always try and yell back what they are doing just to show them how annoying it is.

This one dude yelled "PARKOUR!" today so I looked at him and yelled back "WALKING!" then we stared at each other for like a good ten seconds and he walked away. Awkward right? it's just as awkward when you yell dumb shit too.

This isn't a confession, but if anyone left an iPhone with a black Lifeproof case in the library today around 11 a.m., I just turned it in to the front desk. Hope you find it! :-)

So I live in Cowden and I just ate a bunch of Cobrizo, and I had to take the world’s biggest shit ever. My anus hasn’t been the same. I tried to flush this chocolate monster but it wouldn’t budge. I had to act. I proceeded to try and burn this bastard with fire so I threw matches in the toilet but it didn’t work. I tried to snuff the fire by opening a window but I got blown the fuck back by strong winds. At this point I’m trying to extinguish this fiery mass o fecal matter by just flushing it and using water around me to drown it. It wouldn’t work. I threw a potted plant in the toilet so that it could absorb it but no. So I ripped out my heart and threw it in the toilet.
Fire
Wind
Water
Earth
Heart
THESE POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN PLANET

I don't see how people can complain about not getting confessions posted. So far I'm 15 for 15, and most of them were fake!

I imagine too much on what my first kiss would be/feel like.

Do manners go out the door when you reach college? Seriously, stop shoving and say excuse me. And please. And thank you

Last night I dreamed you held me in your arms. We stayed up talking and laughing until morning, and when I knew the dream was ending I started to cry, so you held me close and wiped away my tears, kissed my forehead, and told me everything would be alright. And then I woke up alone, crying, and you were in your own bed, probably dreaming of your girlfriend...

My boyfriend isn't really big on butt sex. He's never had it and never really wanted it. Last night I finally convinced him to try it, and he pounded my thrice in one night. He even let me finger him, although he was rather hesitant about it. I loved it. He loved it. My ass hurts. He felt relaxed. I love breaking these taboos with him, it's exhilarating. :)