I heard this girl complaining "OMG it is sooooo fucking cold out!" I turn around and see her wearing short shorts and Uggs. I'm sorry, but if you see snow on the ground and you go outside dressed like that, you kind of lose all right to complain.

I want to fling some of these mandudebros into the sun, sometimes.

My boyfriend used to come over and jump into and roll around in my roommate's bunk butt naked sometimes when we were alone in the room. I'm sorry. I tried to stop him.

There is cum all over the walls of Wilson.

Here is a real confession: I have never been kissed. I am a female freshman this year, and I was wondering if anyone has advice for how to get your first kiss? I'm anxious, nervous and unsure how to approach guys romantically. I make guy friends pretty easily, but ONLY friends. What should I do, and why am I in the friend zone?
#neverbeenkissed

I rarely dream, but last night I dreamt I was a prostitute.

One night I was hanging out with an old friend I hadnt seen in over a year and half, so anyhow, we're sitting there, and an awkward silence falls upon us....he then says, "So...uh...do you wanna hookup?" I was baked out of my mind so I started laughing uncontrollably, for some reason just how he said it or worded the question was so fucking funny. I said "NO!" and continued laughing my stomach hurt; the disappointment was there. Then another awkward silence fell upon us...next question, "So...uhhh....do you wanna watch tv?" FUCKING GREAT! lolololol We watched The Office btw. great show....yes.

I hate it when you move to get out of the way of a passing person; but they move too, and you spend a couple of seconds doing an awkward crab dance with a stranger.