Thursday, 05 December 2013 04:26 PM
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I am an only child, but there is this one girl that I consider the closest thing I have to a little sister. should anyone ever harm her, I will tear their leg off and beat them to death with it.
Thursday, 05 December 2013 04:25 PM
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Some days, I wish I was a Mantis Shrimp. Pretty and creatively deadly.
Thursday, 05 December 2013 04:24 PM
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I need to borrow my friend's speakers so I can walk around campus and play some really loud bagpipe music as a way of motivating people during finals week.
Thursday, 05 December 2013 04:24 PM
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My favorite way of telling someone to fuck off is saying "CRAWL UP YOUR OWN ASS AND DIE!!!"
Thursday, 05 December 2013 04:24 PM
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i want a man who drives a truck, has a thick beard, can take me huntin&&fishin, can rope a calf, drinks beer and whiskey, and can let me ride them like the cowgirl i am.
Thursday, 05 December 2013 04:22 PM
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My friend has diagnosed me with a mild case of narcissism. I'm inclined to agree with him because there are just some days when I think I'm the hottest shit since the sun.
Thursday, 05 December 2013 04:21 PM
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I have this knack of hurting myself psychologically after I feel I did something really really wrong as a way of punishment. I force myself to listen to country music.
Thursday, 05 December 2013 04:18 PM
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I want to see the extended cut of "The Hunger Games" where Hagrid shows up at Katniss' house and says "Yer a tribute, Katniss."