I guess you know you're an adult when you have a panic attack and break down sobbing in the shower because you don't know how you're going to afford school, rent, and food...

Drunk story: I was a certain cartoon, people know well that goes ballistic when taking molt liquor, for Halloween. I was drunk off my ass downtown after getting free beer and shots. Sure I looked like an idiot in the costume, but hey I didn't pay for a single cup of alcohol that night. My last shot was after I threw up in one of the bars and had to leave. Bartender took me back to my place and tried to suck my dick...oh yeah.

just upper deckered my roommates toilet...lets see what happens if he files another noise complaint

fucking gross but once while buzzed at work i pissed my pants and released the rest of it in a cup

ive been self injuring for about 8 yrs, and everytime i kiss and cuddle with my boyfriend i beg him to physically hurt me, bc its the only way i can get off

If you bite my neck, you better start getting your pants off.

It really grinds my gears when a guy eye-fucks you for a solid hour and then doesn't do anything about. At least come say hi, damn it.

I ate a fat cupcake...because its my birthday. Happy birthday to me bitch.