Friday, 06 December 2013 10:46 AM
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I use my shower time as my thinking time, so when someone walks in with loud music, I just wanna go over there and punch them in the face. Too bad the showers have doors now.
Friday, 06 December 2013 01:42 AM
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Me and my friends drank alot of cough syrup and vomited about 5 minutes apart and we started to trip balls. it was worth it
Friday, 06 December 2013 12:14 AM
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If it were a zombie apocalypse, I wouldn't hesitate to throw my roommate out the window. He wouldn't last long anyway, so I'd be doing him a favor.
Friday, 06 December 2013 12:13 AM
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I drink hot sauce to make myself stronger.
Friday, 06 December 2013 12:10 AM
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I have convinced quite a few people that I am from another country with knowledge of its geography and a very good accent.
Friday, 06 December 2013 12:10 AM
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I broke a massive dry spell recently, and it was only a boost to my ego to tell me it was some of the best sex they ever had.
Thursday, 05 December 2013 11:49 PM
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I have seen multiple confessions about students sleeping with their professors. I personally think it is a load of shit!!! Can I get some opinions if you think this is for real or not!
Thursday, 05 December 2013 11:43 PM
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We were all pretty wasted and had a sparkler war over a half mile of open road. We got stopped by the police, then my buddy's ex and two of my exes walked by us getting breathalyzed, laughing.