pickles are like sluts and hoes, they suck

Once when I was drunk with my cousin and his friends in Kiel we tried some of his fathers, my uncles, Absinthe that he had bought as a gift for me coming back to germany to visit family. we drank about 2 glasses each, and holy god. 1. it knocked us on our asses and 2. we were seeing weird, crazy stuff. we stripped, me in my bra and panties and him in his boxers and went and ran to the ocean (since we were right on the coast) and plunged into the cold. I started crying because I thought a stick was a man eating monster trying to eat me and my cousin was screaming because he was thinking the same thing and we ended up taking the rest of our clothes off thinking that the sun was scorching us and at one point I was trying to be a flower. My uncle was sitting on the bay cracking up watching the two of us just lose our minds. thank god it was a nude beach or we would have been in a hell of a lot of trouble. will never touch the stuff again but lord was it fun!

So here's my confession: I'm an extremely straight, well behaved, Christian girl. But that lesbian bar girl in 18+ at the JAX Club gets me excited every time!! She doesn't even need to do anything but get me a water and flash her beautiful smile! I could never truly be a lesbian, but I would for her! Anyone else feel the same way?

So yesterday I slipped on some ice while trying to get into the bus, slamming my now incredibly bruised shin into the stairs, as I was struggling to get onto the bus there were about 5 people who were watching me. They all just sat there staring at me. No one offered a hand and no one asked if I was okay after I got up. SERIOUSLY people?! Learn some manners or be kind enough to someone who is obviously hurt and struggling. Jeez.

My roommate came in like a wrecking ball. I no longer have a door.

Recently went on a date with one of the guys i met on this page and I must say it's been on the best dates I've been in. He was such a gentleman. You know who you are. I appreciate you coming up in flag for me. I wish you lived here.

The only thing that gets me to O is thinking about a MASSIVE dick in my vag, maybe one day I'll find a guy where I won't have to imagine anymore. ;)

This morning on my way to my art class....my boogers froze. THAT IS HOW COLD IT IS. MY BOOGERS. FROZE. THINK ABOUT THAT PEOPLE.