I lost my virginity freshman year when I was completely wasted at a party with a guy that I'd had a crush on since high school. Probably 5 minutes in he stopped and said he felt weird and threw up everywhere just barely missing my face. I tried to help him to the bathroom but he was so embarrassed he ran out of the room with puke all over himself. Awkward.

Dear cute boy that I work with,

I know that you look at me when you think I'm not paying attention.
Stop staring, and come talk to me.
No need to be shy :)
I'm DTF you.
And I'd even consider a date. :p
Quit being a chicken shit, and come at me!
Sincerely,
A horny coworker.
P.S. I stare right back at you when you aren't paying attention too. ;)

Confession: I just spent almost $500 on cocaine, weed, ecstasy, oxy's and Ketamine in 1 day. I am ashamed of myself.

When people compain how loud I am. I just shut'em up and yell "Go Seahawks!!!!" Seriously though my fandom (12th Man) have changed me so much. I'm gonna go crazy today and taunt all the Forty-Whiners and Broncos fans.

You know how people return to the scene of their crime? I feel like the same goes for the people who comment on these confessions...

I would just like to confess my absolute hatred for online textbooks. I understand that they are good because they are 'environmentally friendly' but I think it is completely ridiculous how much they cost and the fact that you cannot resell them when you are done. Also that they are completely unreliable considering the system can shut down at any time. It is just another way to the university to make money from the students.

I was at a party a couple of weeks ago and this drunk girl started grinding on me and flirting with me. All that went through my mind was "Hellfire" from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".

I'm tempted to just go up to a random girl and start singing "A Whole New World" to her in public.