I miss my ex girlfriend so much. I know you didn't really love me though and I will find someone so much better than you! See ya you selfish lyng bitch. What goes around comes around and you will get hit hard I know it cause your a shady heartless bitch that cares about your situation at the moment. I know you won't be anything in life cause you want the easy route which won't come for you and if you don't change you'll be eating shit for change! Got to vent this !

To the girl who taught me how to 2-step at the lumberyard on friday night, you earned some major points in my book. Sorry I was too focused on doing it right to impress you. I want to get to know you. -The guy in the black and teal Diamondbacks hat

One time I got super drunk and drank my own semen.

Everyday in class there is this really hot guy Who doesn't really talk and I always wanted to meet him but I was to intimidated. But today my roommates best friend brought him over, IN MY ROOM!I couldn't believe he was that close to me let alone in my room! Omg my dreams have came true.

Its a curse and a blessing to be a "in the closet gay guy". I get to meet and talk to so many really hot straight guys. But it kills me to know I'll never be with one of those hunks.

is it terrible to start college and still have braces?

My friends and I have decided that if zombies invade, we are ditching our friend. He is in a wheel chair so he won't get far..

I've seen so many naked people while walking across campus.... I'm not complaining