Whenever there isn't anyone around, I take the elevator all the way up to the first floor. Yeah, I'm "that guy".

Sooo basically, my roommate had to go to work a couple days ago. It was really cold outside and naturally her nipple got hard. So my roommate decided to tape down her nipples with scotch tape because she works with children. She said it worked out for her, and she would recommend it if you ever need to hide your nips.

My roommate's boob game is hella and no one is around to see it! Why?!?

I'm tired of porn and masturbating. I miss love. I can do that all day.

to the other driver drifting with me and my friends in the gabaldon parking lot, you have earned the respect of a minnesotan. absolutely hate how arizona driver are afraid to drive in snow.

I want a group of friends where once a week we do whatever we do dressed up. We can be in costume, cosplay, or dress formally. I want to show off what I have in my closet that is worthy to see the world, but I dont want to do it alone. Any takers?

The feeling of scratching my butthole in the shower is one of the greatest feelings in the morning.

Sometimes when my roommate is gone I lather myself up in vaseline and act like a slug.....