I keep listening to Eye of the Tiger in order to get through finals.

Short Drunk story- got sottaly tober freshman year at a party then puked in a cab full of people (tried opening the door but it was child-locked) then proceded to get out of the cab with my skirt acting more like a belt than covering the stuff it needs to cover. The cabbie saw everything since I wasn't wearing any sorts of undergarments. Guess that was my tip for him...

Winning my first ever game of beer pong against this guy was easily one of the most exhilarating moments of my life.

One of my good friends stole my former best friend and I've actually been resenting her for it for a while now. I wish I could talk to her about it, but I don't think I could without exploding.

It was last year. I was a light weight freshman and it was my first experience with rum at a dorm party. That night I probably took down at least a half bottle of Parrots Bay (which is shit, btw). I was sitting on a bed so I thought I was still doing okay when I announced I was going to head out. I fell over as soon as I stood up so my friends wouldn't let me leave without someone to walk me back, and of course they send me on my way with the boy I least knew in the room. So there we were walking down the street and I guess I blacked out or something because suddenly I forgot who this strange man with his hand around my waist was because I took off running from him, screaming "HELP!" After I woke up the next morning, I dragged my ass to the union to get something to eat and ran into him. When he saw me, he darted away as fast as I could. To this day, he hasn't let me get close enough to apologize for potentially getting him arrested...

Most awkward moment I've had at NAU. Met this guy on okcupid and invited him over for the night. I don't like meeting strangers alone so I brought my friend with me. It was awkward walking the three of us and we know that sex is going to happen between two of us. My friend politely left and the guy and I start getting to it in my room.
My fingers were bigger than his junk. I never had to fake my orgasm so badly. Even more awkward he wanted a second round so I texted my roommate to knock on the door to 'interrupt' us. Thank God for friends and roommates always having your back no matter how awkward the situation is that they have to interrupt.

That moment when you have consumed to many hot Cheetos and your on the toilet with you butt burning.

Drunk confession. I got so drunk, but I could still unlock my phone so none of us thought I was that drunk. Till the next morning when I got snap chats from my brother's ex girlfriend asking why I was sending her partially nude photo's. I sent sexts snap chats to everyone in my recent list.