I know where all my bitches are, thank you very much

Awkward Moment:
So I was at this guys house (we can call him B) and him and his friends were getting high so his little brother (we can call him L) texted me to come to his room since I don't smoke. So me and L started getting it on when B walked in, it was to dark for him to see me so he just asked where I went (whole time L is inside of me) L says I left 10 minutes later B walks back in almost crying asking where I was, saying he was worries and freaking out till L says "she's under me!" I can't stop laughing and B says "will you come back to my room when your done?"

I've honestly considered becoming a stripper. I have it all planned out. First, I would move to another state far from here. I would strip with a mask on to hide my identity. After a few years, I would return, be rich, and my family would not be disappointed in me.

I confess I don't know where are the cool gays here.

"Reading week" my ASS.

While working on the mother load of homework I have due tomorrow, I got the deepest freaking paper cut ever and bled all over one of my assignments. I've never colleged so hard.

So I've heard a girl can flirt with her eyes. I, being awkward and a horrible flirt, try it all the time to see if it works. Boys, if you ever come across a brunette who is intensely starring at you and is obviously trying to make "signals" with her eyes don't freak out lol. Heck you should even do it back ;)

I recently had an opportunity to sleep with the person I had been crushing in for the longest time, but I didn't because I deserve better than a one night stand.