I cannot express the fear I have of showering in McConnell. Honestly, our fire alarm goes off on a weekly basis and the idea of having to book it outside in a towel when it's fucking snowing is a nightmare.

So to the dumbfucks the continuously set the alarm off, FUCK YOU. IT IS COLD AS TITS.

So when I was 16 I went boogie boarding at the beach with my friends. A 7 feet tide hits me and knock me off my board and then riptide dragged the board, which was tied to my ankle, into the ocean. Meanwhile I was being choked by a shit ton of seaweed that ended up being wrapped around my neck. The worst part about this was that the wave also managed to completely knock my bikini top off.


The fact that none of my friends came to my rescue as weird old guys watched a helpless teenage girl be choked to death and dragged into the ocean was probably the worst part... It's funny to look back on, but I now refuse to go to that beach ever again.

Fighting to attain a girl is not so noble as fighting to keep her.

Most Embarrassing moment of my life?

Well you see back in my old high school days I took my first AP class.It's a tedious little class everyone called WHAP. Now hear me out, my teacher was horrible at teaching us the material for the exam. So when it came time for us to take the DBQ portion of it I had no fucking clue about the topic. It asked about the significance of an empire of some sort- though today I don't remember what empire it asked about specifically, I remember that I ended up writing about The Emperor's New Groove. I basically wrote 3 pages about how Kronk loved spinach puffs and there were magic and poisons and how an evil sidekick should never 'PULL THE LEVER' and at the very end wrote "I have no idea what I'm writing about, please show my mercy..."
Now here's the part that's embarrassing part.

the next year my APUSH teacher told me that every year there is a collection of the most ridiculous answers from the exams that are collected and sent to AP teachers to laugh about (Names are with held for privacy purposes) . Everything ranging from funny answers to drawings of the students that lost all hope. It was just my luck that my essay made that list and had it read to my class..

Needless to say I failed that WHAP exam.

To the guy I let tailgate behind me at the suites today around like 10 pm Monday. You were absolutely gorgeous. Sincerely, the girl who wished she had shown up sooner

Is it normal to see a cat running down your hall while you are quietly studying in your room? MEOW.

I don't like dating extremely attractive woman. Maybe they just intimidate the poop out of me, but I have this feeling they're socially distorted. That turns me off quicker than a baby seal in a shark tank. And I am by no means an unattractive guy (subjective statement).

Meh, I could be wrong. I just want somebody who is comfortable with what they have and who they are. I don't care if you're a bit chubby or have funky teeth or whatever... If you can make me smile I'm sold. And I like returning the favor. :)

#hopelessromantic

I'm in the process of writing a novel, and I want to get a better feel for the main character. So I go onto websites like Omegle, or other things of a random chat nature, and Roleplay with the people there so I can think like my character.