If only one of these nice women with a big ok booty wanted to relieve some stress for finals

I just want a nice white girl with a big butt who loves the chocolate is that too much to ask for

Can I just find a light skin, that isn't a dick head?

Boinked a fat girl while I was drunk woke up and found out wasn't a girl...

I just got around to realizing that AC/DC's song Big Balls, was never actually talking about testicles, he was simply talking about a dance room which is also known as balls. I like what they did there.

I take copious amounts of toilet paper from the Union bathroom because I don't have enough money to buy it for my apartment.

I've tried so hard this semester. Like, really hard....but fuck. As much as I've tried to avoid admitting, I fucking hate my roommate. Every single aspect of him. The way he looks, his girlfriend, the way he thinks he's better than everyone else. Right down to the way he talks. I just hope that next year's better.

Dumbest thing I've ever done: went to Walmart to buy groceries, got a Subway Footlong, go to my car, unload everything from the cart and put the cart away. When I get home I realize I left the sub in the cart. Too embarrassed to go back and look for it, I just go to the other Subway by McDonalds.