I use the same razor and trimmer for my face and pubes. We lick/suck/stick our tongues in each others genitals anyways. I don't really see the point of buying a new one... maybe I'm just a dirty (exclusive) man-whore. :P

I went on a date and this guy complimented me on how clean my snatch is. I'm cracking up thinking about it XD

If I have a sexual relationship with someone, it's mandatory that they have a sense of humor, even in bed. If she is about to give me a handjob and I say "Pull the lever, Kronk," I want her to at least laugh.

People think I'm lying about being a virgin, cuz I use super jumbo tampons. But, I can't help it that I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.

Got boned in a closet in the Bio building. Beat that bitches.

I really need friends. My other two roommates go out together invite people along but rarely invite me. Thanks a lot......

My now-ex-boyfriend and all of his friends think I cheated on him, but it's really all a misunderstanding. I've been spending a lot of effort trying to get him back but it's making me realize what a dick he actually is, and I'm starting to feel happy the rumor got started.

The few times a random person has given me a compliment it has made my entire week, and I still remember what they said years down the line.

Doesn't matter if you're a guy or a girl, give a random person a compliment sometime, it's not creepy and it can brighten up the crappiest of days : )