Such big booties in Allen. Damn.

So here's a tip for you guys out there. If you plan on inviting someone to hang out at your place and you have a car, you should definitely offer them a ride there and back! Don't make someone have to walk back alone or wait for a bus in the cold. Especially at night. Have some manners and offer them a ride if you ever want them to hang out with you again.

I literally ripped the tag off my mattress right now...I don't care what you think...I'm more of a badass than everyone on this page. *Jaywalking intensifies*

I had sex with two guys in one day...is that bad?

To the guy who lives next door to us: Thank you for helping our roommate with her bags this morning. She's a shy person, and wanted to thank you again for helping her, your kindness truly made her day, and made her feel special. She also wants to know if you are single. Alas, she will not be back until spring semester, and since we (2 of her roommates) are still here, she wanted advice and help in befriending you. Again, thanks for your help.

I fucked things up with a perfect girl the beginning of the semester. I wish I could up and tell her Im sorry for being an asshole, but I know it wouldn't change anything.

Pooping is literally the best feeling in the world.

My boyfriend and I have been together for years. I want to get married or at least engaged like now, he doesn't. Typical guy thing right? But anyways it's always brought up and we always fight about. I'm at the point to where I'm just super depressed all the time because I've been feeling this way for a year and he hasn't changed at all. I'm not happy with my life anymore but it's like he doesn't even care.