I shit and scroll through these all the time. Like right now. ;)

nau needs to let us back in to the freshman dorms...ive been home for 3 days and so much shit has already gone down. nau save me please. :'(

My brother just got cheated on by a girl he dated for over 5 years. I considered this girl a sister to me. My whole family loved her. She would come around for every holiday and any of us could go to her and receive that great older sister advise. Well yeah she cheated on my brother and I just don't understand how girls can be so fucking evil. They hold men to these ridiculously high expectations, unfairly blame their ex boyfriends for all their problems which their friends are reinforcing, and then in the end say "I just want an easy-going guy." If you're too fucking high maintenance for a guy, don't blame him when he's so stressed out he can't cater to your every fucking desire. Understand that it may be your fault. It actually probably is your fault. And worst of all they cheat on guys and break their hearts. I can't trust girls because this is not the first time this kind of shit has happened to either me or someone really close to me. Yeah you could say I'm generalizing, because I am. All girls are the same. Evil fucking creatures.

My confession? I purposely wait a few minutes to text back so that I don't seem desperate. Even if my phone is right there. Even if I am crazy about them. I will force myself to wait to respond.

Turns out I didn't miss my mom as much as I thought I did. With the constant backhanded compliments, endlessly reminding of how much weigh I've gained, and the incessant "hurry up because I need you to do this". I thought not coming home at all this semester would have made her chill out a little.

Nice thing about being home? Moveable shower heads.

I kind of die a little inside every time I think about how much cooler my friends are than I am.

i'm living my life out as such a loner. i have no friends and i'm worried i never will. i literally can't make friends in social settings.