Shit didn't hit the fan. A combination of burritos and tacos lead to an infinite stream of diarrhea that shot gunned into 3 jumbo fans set at high which scattered every chunk into miscellaneous crevasses for some unsuspecting poor soul to find. That's how my first week home has been. I hate Freshmen housing being closed, if I were given the option I would never come back 'home'.

I confess I've never been in a relationship. Until a week ago at least.. But how long do people wait before going in for the kiss? I mean I know most of you will just give sarcastic, asshole comments, but just one honest answer would be cool

are there any other polysci's out there?

So my ex, old roommate and myself got a storage unit for summer and I paid upfront. My roommate paid me And After helping my ex move her stuff (drive and carry) into her new place she made some check BS up and said she'd get it to me later. We broke up and she immediately started seeing other guys. I said some rude things and she blocked me on Facebook. I also ditched her number and after 4 months she still owes me $100... Ungrateful bitch. What do I do?

There's a Pokémon club on campus?!

I fucking love red head girls. Natural red heads.

-Guy that lovesvred heads
Did you get I love red heads?
I do.
A lot.
Yea

Every time I see her face I'm reminded of how much I care about her. About that one day where we were driving around and you said "pull out the map, we're going on a roadtrip". I never meant to scare you, I only wanted you to like the real me. I'm sorry.

I honestly hate masturbation, but it's the only way I can get rid of that itch and stay skinny.I mean, I could go have sex, but then I'd be a slut. I've tried every exercise on the face of the planet. I don't have the motivation anymore. And I've run marathons, halfs, etc.