I had a dream about my ex last night.

I think it's stupid as shit when girls let their gay friends fondle them because they think they can. I don't care if you're heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, bisexual, trisexual, quadrisexual, pansexual, transexual, omnisexual or that thing where the chick ties the belt around your neck and tinkles on a ballon - you don't touch my tatas unless you have my permission.

My boyfriend is such a sweetheart and so sexy I could make nonstop love for centuries with him if it were physically possible... ;)

The only reason I hate 30 Rock is because it stole all the awards from shows that I thought deserved it more. I was happy when it ended and I still refuse to watch it. Is that weird?

I am completely head over heals for him and would do anything for him if he needed it. All I want to do is just spend time with him and hold hands once in a while when college work isn't too demanding and make love every now and then... even playing video games and watching movies sounds like a good night... is that so wrong?

That wonderful, glowing moment you sort of get the opposite impression now in that your crush DOES want to date, but was treated to assholes and is now hesitant. Also wants an intelligent dork, and I'm both notably dorky and deceptively smart.

THAT HORRIFYING MOMENT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO UPON NOTICING THIS, OR HOW TO TRY TO TALK TO THEM AGAIN FOR FEARS OF COMING OFF AS A DICK BECAUSE YOU STOPPED TALKING TO THEM BECAUSE OF HAVING A BOYFRIEND AND YOU REALLY COULDN'T SACRIFICE A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOURSELF TO BE FRIENDS IN SUCH A SITUATION. ;_;

I casually dated one guy (we really weren't exclusive) and I found my soulmate during that time. I broke it off with the guy, and it really screwed him up. This was years ago, he's moved on, and I still feel guilty about it.

I work at the union on North campus and all my coworkers and I would straight tear up the blonde midget. I want to see her standing and sucking my dick.