To the guy I met at target around 830-9 in the camping section of Target, thank you so much for stopping to help me and my friend figure out which knife would be best for self defense while staying legal. Your advice was really reassuring after the experience we just had. Also, gosh you were cute <3
Sincerely, Not from California in a mustache sweater

I've been told Im pretty and cute all my life, but not once have i ever believed it. Not even when I get "dolled up" and dress nicer than normal. I can see the sincerity in their eyes but I can't believe the freak i see in the mirror could ever be pretty.

Walking through campus i always catch guys staring at me but I feel like they do because i look like Im 13 (Im almost 20) and shouldn't be walking across a college campus let alone attend classes. Im not in any way normal.

Sometimes cool things happen in my life and you're the first person I want to tell about them. I wanted to text you today and tell you about all the awesome shit thats been happening, but I just feel like it would cause more problems.

Facebook newsfeeds.
Friend #1:
I hate my job as a waitress! I make no money (proceeds to post about bitchy customers, how she makes no tips, etc)
Me: How about finding a new job?
Friend #1: No I love it, what are you talking about?
Me: ......

Friend #2: I always meet the wrong guys and date the wrong men.
Me: Why not figure out why and be alone for a while? Independence is good.
Friend #2: I am independent! What are you trying to say? (Proceeds to filter through guys, get into a series of more harmful, more evil relationships)
Later...
Friend #2: I miss guys.
Me:....

.....Facebook everyone....

If you call the Seahawks SeaCocks, does that make the 49ers Vaginers?

This sunday... I will be fat from chicken wings and skittle. Go Seahawks!!!

You know you have class when you can still prodigiously insult a person without swearing.