My friend group fell apart right before winter break. I don't know if you read these and I don't even know if you'll know that this is directed towards you.... But the three of us miss the rest of you. ALL OF YOU. Not one or two people more than the others. If ever you read this, and know it was us, tell us. We'll openly openly admit that we miss your friendship.

I finally figure out who I am as far as relationships go. I am a transition boyfriend. After a girl is crushed by some guy I always happen to be there. I pick them up and try to make them smile, make sure they know they are truly beautiful inside and out, and they only deserve the best. And a couple months down the road just about when I start to fall for them, they move on to someone better. This realization is really pissing me off but it is making me change. I'm done being the transition boyfriend! It's time to work on myself and grow myself to be the best that I can be, so one day I can be, not a transition but the destination boyfriend. Only becoming better from here on out.

You know what, fuck science zealots. It's absolutely ridiculous to put all of your faith into something that inherently changes its "facts" every few years. I'm not religious, but if there is a deity somewhere, he/she/it must be laughing at us over the ratio of what we do know over what we think we know. Call me in 50 years when everything you thought you knew about anything is turned upside down.

To the immature piece of shit douchebag who put a plate full of food and garbage on the hotspot dish return after you were politely asked to dump it in the garbage, grow the fuck up and take some responsibility. These people bust their balls to feed you and clean up after you. They don't ask much of you other than some common fucking courtesy. Next time you disrespect people who serve you food, remember they have the ability to fuck your life up...

Whoa whoa. I wasn't expecting that to happen. But now I feel like you're regretting it.

I'm so frustrated with this shit you pull on me. Your constant bullshit excuses for the stupidest crap, your selfishness, your nonchalant disposition... I wish you would just pump up your balls and stop blaming other people for things you don't probably want to admit. I love you more than anything; please be honest.

I am at the point in my life that I am not doing so much stuff to make everyone happy to my own detriment anymore... only to an extent for the ones I hold close to me while balancing life with college to make me happy. And even though I put the effort out there to them, some act like I do nothing for them, or they never return the favor, or they never act like it means anything to them. It makes you stop sometimes and wonder what you did wrong and what's the fucking point putting yourself out there to be there for them because you care. I hate how heartless people can truly be...

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