As a gay person I can't stand the gay community and bubble.

Why are people so frustrating?

To the tall black girl with short hair you have a nice ass. I enjoy it.

I'm a mouth slut.

Most nights when I'm half asleep I catch myself whispering the things I would say to you if you ever gave me the opportunity to apologize.

i was eating skittles and watching netflix with my GF. After a bit, we got horny and one thing led to another. After climaxing i pulled out to take off the condom and saw a weird brownish-red color at the base. My girlfriend told me she wasn't due to start her period for a while so we were confused. I went to wash up at the sink and noticed my tongue was a similar color, then i realized... Skittles... i was really eating the rainbow.

Once again I was let down and am now being a complete loner at home watching titanic while having a beer... After a while you don't even feel disappointment, just acceptance. fml

To the guy in the purple shirt working at Higher Grounds coffee today, I wish you'd pack your coffee beans into my cup ;)