Damn right I'm an asshole! You pussies aint even half as tight!

I always mess up with women and this is on dating sites I say nice things and I talk about their interests I compliment on how beautiful they are but they always stop talking to me.(I am a girl btw

I like to do algebra when I'm stoned.

I like making feminists cry

I would drag my nut sack through 5 miles of broken glass, or anything just to make the girl I hurt have the sparkle put back into her blue eyes and smile back on her face.

I wish so badly that I got as much pleasure from sex as I did from masturbating.

I feel like dying half the time because it's a compulsion that I have and nobody understands.

You have no idea how much I wish I could have one partner that I love and just make all sorts of love to him until we are completely satisfied. I have a partner I like that's a relationship... but no pleasure from having sex, even with ribbed condoms :( Everything else feels good.

To the guy in my GLG 112 class who has a beard, wears a Mammoth jacket and a backwards hat all the time, and can speak German... Can you marry me please?

I'm looking for the guy that kissed me on New Year's Eve in Gabaldon. You were super chill and I'm so bummed I haven't been able to hang out and drink with you!
Hopefully I'll run into you again, because you really are terribly attractive.