Wednesday, 22 January 2014 09:41 AM
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I've been licking the carpet in my room for over an hour and I still don't feel like a lesbian. WTF?
Wednesday, 22 January 2014 09:37 AM
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I disagree incest is wincest. I fucked my sister, and it was the best.
Wednesday, 22 January 2014 09:36 AM
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There is no life without bacon.
Wednesday, 22 January 2014 09:35 AM
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I hang out with my club for dinner occasions, hoping that something nice will come of it, and then I remember why I hate these people. I need new friends.
Wednesday, 22 January 2014 09:34 AM
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Life is like a...
Wednesday, 22 January 2014 09:20 AM
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I just bought Google Glass. If you see me wandering around south campus, go ahead and look me weird :). I don't mind.
Wednesday, 22 January 2014 12:46 AM
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Does the size of the dick matter to you ladies? What size is good enough?
Wednesday, 22 January 2014 12:13 AM
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I just bought my second dildo!