Gay guy with the one direction bag. You took being gay to a new level of lame. Please burn that bag. You're a disgrace to the gay community.

"I am a somebuddy."

I farted in my yoga class today, sorry bout that.

LOL at ASU being assholes.

They're always in the news for idiotic reasons.

My sister's fiance is bad news. I'm afraid she's marrying him because she feels like her clock is ticking (she's 28). She has become a lot more resentful towards my family since he became a permanent fixture in our lives. I know if I tell her, it will only damage our relationship and not influence her to rethink anything...the wedding is in May. I don't know what to do, because I know I will feel responsible if things don't work out between them.

My mom smoked pot and cigarettes very single day of her pregnancy with me. I turned out just fine, but I wish she were alive so I could ask her what the heck she was thinking. (She was still a freaking awesome mom.)

I love my girlfriend so much. I didn't think I'd ever be head over heels, but this is crazy

Country + Rap = Crap