I'm a psychopath and I live on campus. Does this scare anyone?

Getting pretty sick of my roommate's shit. If I ask her for a simple favor like a ride to work or to pick up my medication or anything at all, she tells me she can't because she's having sex with her boyfriend. I don't ask for much but this is really annoying.

I don't really know why, but I think Mary on Downton Abbey is really attractive.

I've finally seen you around campus and I've seen you at the gym. And wow you are in great shape. It's hard not to look at you. I notice we catch each other looking, but we won't say anything.

Well, since I can't spend time with my boyfriend on Valentine's Day, I might as well still wear the lingerie I bought and make sexy eyes at my self right? Can't let it go to waste

So this past weekend I was at a party and I was dancing with this amazing girl, we hit it off immediately. We were having a great conversation but she rushed out of the party in a hurry, the cops weren't even there! I think she dropped her shoe as she was putting on snow boots. If you are my dream girl I have your shoe and I'll be on the look out for you.

I'm a guy and am a good cook. But I act clueless when it comes to cooking just so my girlfriend cooks for me. #winning

Today is Valentine's Day therefore I'm lighting all my candles, eating chocolate and putting new batteries in my vibrator. LOVE YO SELF. TREAT YO SELF.