I think that Tori L and Tom K would make a super great couple. #TnT #dynomite

Girl in the teal dress at the swing dance, you are stunning

There have been two separate occasions that I've spent so long on the shitter that the motion sensor lights have shut off on me and I've had to finish my dump in the dark. #slowpooperprobs #yesIamagirl

To the presumably single person blasting "Ridin' Solo" by Jason Derulo on valentine's day, you're doing it right.

Any single ladies looking for something special? I have a very good idea of what a relationship means to me and have no problem communicating that one on one, but sometimes I have trouble in group settings and I don't go out partying a whole lot. Sometimes meeting new people who share similar goals and values can be challenging, and if you too are tired of searching for honesty, commitment, and good communication, then maybe we should meet up and discuss a few things, maybe get better acquainted and see where it goes.

Patrick Chilton is hella shiiick

So I got dumped right before finals last semester and to indulge in my new single opportunities some friends and I made up a sex game. There are different points for doing different sexual things, like getting them to sign your ass after, recreating the titanic sex scene, picking up a guy that thinks you're a mime, using a British accent, keeping his boxers, and a lot more that I probably shouldn't say.So far I'm in the lead with 50 points, the person in second has 20, and I think that I'm addicted to this game.

Isak Linstrom, you're way too cute and smart. Daayyum.