#237 My ex keeps popping into my good dreams and turning them into nightmares. I am seriously a little worried about how often this has been happening.

#236 I'm getting real sick of this "Max" guy on Netflix tryna act like he fucking knows me or something.

#235 I'm a girl who likes girls but I can't figure out how to get dat.

#234 Just cause it's evergreen, doesn't mean everyone wants to hear about how much drugs you've done.

#233 I wish the freshman wanted to adventure more, honestly if you want to do something and you think nothing is going on... make your own fun, this place is a fucking wonderland if you really embrace it.

#232 I may act like a huge flirt and a ladies' man but all I really want is a girl to tell me sweet things and make me feel loved... and right now I'm feeling particularly lonely and unloved.

#231 I confess that I am very particular to where my dick finds itself in the later hours of the evening. It seems to have a mind of its own, as I constantly find it covered by the secretions of strangers, namely dirty greeners. I fear that if this trend continues, I might contract some form of super resistant hippie herpes. If there is any sort of support group out there that address this kind of dilema, please, reach out.

#231 Every time I see marina medwid my geoduck flies.