#245 I want to have a cutesy picnic date on top of the sem II building. I think it would be a lot of fun.
Call it strange, but I adore that building. :3

#244 Dear #216,
Your story rings so true I'm literally shaking right now. I thought I was the only one. Since I don't know who you are or what gender(s) you're attracted to, I'm not going to ask you on a date. But if you want to commiserate on how difficult it is to meet anyone around here, and maybe even get to know eachother, shoot me an email at callipepla.californica@gmail.com.
I know I'm opening myself up to trolling by putting my email on a semipublic forum, but the chance at meeting someone cool to talk to (and maybe more?) is worth the risk.
Shyly yours,
-bookish trans lad

#243 Making class friends is easy. Making the kind of friends you can hang with outside of class is hard.

#242 Dear drunken motherfuckers at the smoker's pit,

GO. SOMEWHERE. ELSE. AT. NIGHT.
Seriously. There are so many other places (psst, some are ON CAMPUS) that you could go yell and be pissed at and everythone would be fine with you carrying on as such... but when you stand out in an echoing courtyard there are scores of other motherfuckers who are trying to sleep, study, and other activities that don't work very well with you screeching about how much you love kale. Quit it.

Love,
-literally everyone

#241 I wish pornography was respected more as an art/humor/story-telling device. I have so much brilliant smut stored in my brain and nowhere for it to go.

#240 I fucking loving flipping the bird. Be it at a person, animal, inanimate object, or not at anything in general; it feels good.

#239 I lost my virginity to rape... there, I said it.

#238 SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP SPLASHING IN MY BATHTUB