#11388 Literally my ex:
"All cishet white men suck"
*praises 1 Direction, a band that is mostly cishet white men*

#11387 Everything in this school covered in fuckin googley eyes smh

#11386 I hate when a potential employer asks me to fill out an application that asks for the same information as what's in my resume, then also asks for a copy of my resume.

#11385 ive always heard love is the best drug but ive always been more of a fan of cocaine.

#11384 If you're a cis white male, you are not allowed to be proud of who you are.

#11383 I'm so glad AR and Lawrence are leaving. They're fucking annoying

#11382 i dont usually haha react posts on facebook, but when I do it's because it got the most reactions and I am a slave to pop culture.

#11381 While wearing flip-flops are a good way to tell everyone around you that you don't particularly give a shit about sweatshops, wearing them in Olympia of all places just seems mean. "Oh, I went on a vacation once for a week! That's why I own the most useless thing you could possibly do to your feet in the Pacific Northwest! I mean, how could I let everyone know I was on vacation unless I made sure to buy something from someone who was tearfully wishing for a vacation that would never come?"