Friday, 03 April 2015 02:32 PM
Alyssa Witt, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever set my eyes upon. I only wish I'd had the chance to spend more time with you.
Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:52 PM
What these people say is insane.
Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:34 PM
Good lord this is insane
Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:31 PM
What these people is insane.
Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:50 PM
Wednesday, 12 March 2014 07:57 PM
tried finding a jolly rancher when eating out this chick. Found crabs in my beard the next day instead. #fml
Sunday, 26 January 2014 03:33 PM
Once at party I fucked a frat guy when we were done he told me he thought he was gay and then tried to put on my clothes.