Wednesday, 26 October 2016 07:28 PM
#25184 Today at work a coworker told me she loved me, I had no idea how to respond since, like nobody ever has, so I just stood there in shock #fml
Tuesday, 11 August 2015 03:03 PM
#7996 That feeling when your heart breaks because your biggest crush is dating your ex... #FML
Saturday, 08 August 2015 07:58 PM
#7927 I have come to realize that between my overwhelming work and stressful romantic relationship with one of my anti-social soul mates, I have no social life. It is tearing me up inside and breaking my heart. I just want to find someone(s) to come over and hang out almost every night, get way too stoned, and watch TV. Oh and maybe snuggle. ^.^Is that really to much to ask? I mean I really don't have the energy for anything else and I can feel myself starting to crack. #100hourweeks #wantingsnuggles #Fml
Monday, 01 June 2015 03:41 AM
#15870 Why is it that the only women who I connect with are always married or in a relationship and anyone who isn't don't even give me the time of day to even say hello to them? #FML
Saturday, 04 April 2015 03:27 PM
#19132 I am too deep in the friendzone that I even have met her boyfriend's parents.
Friday, 19 December 2014 07:43 PM
#15788 Dude..........................what the actual fuck. I have a 84.9% for the class and this prof. gives me a B-. Man fuck this shit.There is a big ass difference between getting a B- and a B in terms of GPA points.
To that other guy who has a 79.5 - You are 0.5 points off, and I am only 0.1 points off and still not getting a fucking B. wtf
How can I contact the prof. if this guy isn't responding to my emails to ask him to change this to a B?
Final grades get calculated in January and I have to do it before then, given holidays are coming up, I highly fucking doubt I can get hold of the prof. on time.#FML
Monday, 24 November 2014 07:33 PM
Wednesday, 01 October 2014 01:02 PM
Had to fly back home for the weekend and I felt so uncomfortable the whole way while sitting next to some Muslim passenger.
When I got up I realized I was sitting on my phone charger the whole flight. #FML
Sunday, 21 September 2014 08:42 PM
#12431 Slept with my Japanese professor's roommate last semester. I've got her again this semester. #FML
Saturday, 30 August 2014 06:23 PM
Almost got laid my first weekend but had whisky dick #fml #MC