So this one time, freshman year, I was really drunk and on the way to the bar with some of my friends. Unfortunately, I had to pee. As they were all men, they were able to whip it out and relieve themselves. I couldnt. I happily found my way to a dark, secluded alleyway where I began to pee. While peeing, I noticed a cat watching me from one of the apartment windows above. I might have been really drunk or there was really a cat there but I proceeded to pee and make my way to to the bar.

Theres a girl on campus in EAI that seems to just stare at people (more so people of color). Her and her fiance tend to switch off at staring at a person/or people. Afterwards, they whisper to eachother about their "observation". I guess it wouldnt bother me so much if you did it in private, but no. WE CAN SEE YOU!!!!!

I love Brian T

The Tuesday and Wednesday night physics tutor is so good looking!

I can never go into Bresee because it always smells like curry from a certain Indian blue key worker