I have a playlist of angry female singers singing about breaking hearts and basically just being angry feminists. I only ever listen to it when the guy next door turns his music up loud enough so I can hear it. There's only so often I can hear songs about girls being whores and bitches only good for fucking before I retaliate.

Sometimes when I shit I cum.

I love me some country boys.. Alex G.

For the love of God, please try to remember that people are dealing with shit that you have no idea about. Good rule of thumb? Assume that everyone around you is going through the worst thing you can imagine right now. Some of us are and we can't take one more passively aggressive criticizing comment, look, email or text message, whether it's justified or not.

I sharted in Table Rock the other day

I've never been drunk, or even had anything to drink, and sometimes I feel really out of place here.

those two tke pledges have a little something extra to offer, and I'm first in line

If Julie O was gay, I'd totally tap that.