"Hail satan party naked ALWAYS"

"I feel like Hartwick needs more gay guys in its population...."

I love Brian Tedd

"I am in love with Eric the dog."

Brian Tedd's dog?

My roommate and I have the tendency to fuck other roommates. In the same room. At the same time. Shamelessly.

My friends all think I'm being a great friend because I always volunteer to be the designated driver. I'm a recovering alcoholic. Even on my worst nights, I never have and never will get behind the wheel while drunk. My own life is one thing but I would never but other people at risk like that. If I stay home, I know I'll drink. But if I'm committed to driving, I won't. Going to parties is literally keeping me sober.

Everytime I see James B I get super excited and super speechless whether he is 10 inches away or 100 yards away. I start hyperventilating, I get sweaty palms, and an uncontrollable smile. He is just the perfect male specimen!

At a party, I yelled and my gum flew out of my mouth into some girls hair...I never told her