Friday, 04 April 2014 05:00 AM
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I wish George Fox embraced the hook up culture because I could really go for a decent lay right now.
Friday, 04 April 2014 03:35 AM
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The other day a bird pooped right in front of me. Such a narrow escape. There is a God!
Friday, 04 April 2014 03:31 AM
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Floor hours mean nothing to me.
Friday, 04 April 2014 03:18 AM
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Sometimes the only way I can fart is by laying down - so if you every see a girl planking in a room by herself - you know whatssup.
Friday, 04 April 2014 02:23 AM
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I have been freind zoned by every girl I meet here
Friday, 04 April 2014 02:22 AM
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Sometimes I eat the powder from Top Ramen and pretend I'm doing drugs.
Friday, 04 April 2014 02:03 AM
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I wonder how much of the stuff other colleges confess wouldn't get approved on this page
Friday, 04 April 2014 01:57 AM
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Just found Zach Hegelmeyer's phone. Couldn't find him tonight, so I guess I have to hold on to it and find him somewhere else. Oh the dirty options that come with finding a phone. He'll just have to wait and see what happens (I'm too nice of a person)