Friday, 04 April 2014 08:14 PM
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I sneezed on a water fountain today.
Friday, 04 April 2014 05:36 PM
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I confess that the level of celebrity worship I see in many people here makes me sick.
Friday, 04 April 2014 05:34 PM
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I hate the phrase, "when life gives you lemons make lemonade." I would LOVE it if life would give me lemons. Lemons are great. I love lemons. I would love some lemonade. Life isn't giving me lemons. Life gives me a left hook to the chin!
Friday, 04 April 2014 04:58 PM
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Am I the only one at this college who is getting annoyed at how much most students here swear? I mean, I tolerate it but I feel like even characters in a Scorsese film would tell most of you to wash your mouth out with soap.
Friday, 04 April 2014 04:50 PM
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I said "Hi" to a girl this week and I think it wasn't the girl I thought it was, because she said, "Wait you're in my such and such class, right?" Anyways, she looked a lot like a friend. Oops. She was cute though.
Friday, 04 April 2014 04:10 PM
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I found an unopened caprisun in the toilet..
Friday, 04 April 2014 02:18 PM
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I go to Pacific.
Friday, 04 April 2014 10:55 AM
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I hang out with freinds in another hall till 5 in the morning and I think my roommate is suspicus of what I do over there