It bugs me how a lot of Christians are lazy when they talk about other religions. Don't get me wrong, I'm not advocating that we need a place for other religions to practice, but people should recognize that Paganism, Satanism, and Bhudism are not the same things...

Saw the most amazing booty today while sitting around in Lemons... like seriously, that booty is more angelic than anything I’ve ever seen! I imagine holding it would be equal to the experience of holding Jesus’s hand, maybe, except maybe more squishy. Idk, but it was amazing, and I’m sad that I’ll probably never see it again :’(

Thanks for making my day at least random stranger

Alumni here. Had sex with my now girlfriend in the girls hall shower of 3rd floor coffin. Oops ladies

I have had extreme anxiety over that last two weeks because I know I need to break up with my boyfriend but he is literally the sweetest person on earth and I don’t know how to do it without breaking his heart. The anxiety has gotten so bad that I’ve been avoiding him because I feel guilty every time I talk to him and don’t follow through with the break up.

i can't believe i go to school with a bunch of people that believe in faeries

Honesty screwed me over and now I question if I should’ve been honest or hid it. If I hid it, then things wouldn’t have ended to terribly. But I trusted that you’d understand....

I’m not straight!

Here at GFU (though I believe this applies to anywhere), I think that anyone who plays their bass so loud that the neighbors can hear it means that they're compensating for a small penis.