Cole Ramey also looks sorta like Macklemore. I wonder if he's ever gotten called that before.

I'm in unevenly yoked relationship, but I'm sure if I should leave, or hope that they might change some day down the road. Any thoughts?

I often have girls in my room, and I never leave the door open..

It's 2 am, and my friend and I are still awake, having a farting war. #WhatGirlsReallyDo

When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

I really hate it when other people in the car refuse to wear their seat belts and endanger all of our life's.

I will probably die a virgin.

Serious question:
When you shower, do you wash your butthole?

It sounds kinda vulgar, but I do. I wash it. And my friend didn't... But my other friend explained it like... When you get poop on your arm, you don't just wipe it off with a paper towel. Usually, anyway.

Just curious.