They should extend floor hours 11 o'clock is to early.

I wish that there weren't so many girls that already have boyfriends from back home.

I have a strong sex drive for the fox girl that works at Mojo's

As someone who cleans the restrooms, i can, without any doubt, put rest to the myth that girls do not poop. they do in fact, poop.

i furiously clench my ass whenever i need to fart and there's a girl around...

When I run or exercise at the gym, I listen to Beyonce and it makes me feel super bad ass, and I pretend I'm in a music video. You guys should try it...makes you feel much more powerful at the gym.

Confession: I have been playing around with the idea of making a Facebook page where people can take creepy pictures of Natalie and Matt and post it anonymously. Stop Commenting unless you have something to say that does not make me want to turn your parents in to DHS for making THE worst internet users.

http://memegenerator.net/instance/48485844

There's this guy I know who sometimes runs his fingers through his hair and messes it all up and then just leaves it like that. It bothers me in the same way that professors who don't erase the entire whiteboard bother me, but I think that reaching across the desk and fixing his hair would be just as weird as standing up in the middle of class and fixing the whiteboard.