The older I get, the less I want to be an adult.

I would probably watch more men's football if all the guys were naked and slathered in oil. And instead of smashing against each other aggressively, they'd tenderly caress each other.

Really, you think nudes of Betty White or Ivanka Trump is bad? I've found "daddy nudes" in the search history back home, and my sister was the only other person who uses that computer...

I would probably watch more girl's basketball if they wore less clothing...

I licked a spoon at lunch yesterday and put it back with the rest of the clean spoons.

Hello there.
I am a white female Millenial.
I've also grown up in an agricultural community.
I love guns and they are not dangerous.People who don't know how to use them are Dangerous.
I sin. Just to get it out of the way: I'm not perfect.
I think people are stupid until proven otherwise.
I hate retards who treat women poorly.
I hate dumbasses that treat men poorly.
I voted for Trump, have always been Republican, and want everyone, regardless of political standing, to just stop talking politics and see how this works out AFTER 4 YEARS!
I happen to hate big cities, it's too cramped and all the bullshit happens in cities.
Liberals at the protests at Fox: If you really love the Conservatives and people who voted for Trump, why are you protesting? Protesting something someone else believes in does not make them feel loved, so your claim of spreading the love is really bullshit and empty words. Newsflash, You all lied.
Conservatives: do not get into political arguments and please stop telling liberals to get over it.
Activists: If your Christian: your priority is to God, not a movement people create. ("do not conform to the patterns of this world"). Stop looking for and creating scandals on Trump, he's human just like you and I'm pretty sure you would not like it if you were in his place.
To all who will write "don't tell me what to do" and contradict me, you have allowed others to influence the way you think, act and speak all of your life, I am no different. I get my say as much as anybody.
finally, to the outspoken political people: Fuck you, doesn't matter which side, you seriously depress and/or anger a lot of people. Just read past confessions for proof. Just. shut. up.

Sincerely,
A white republican female who couldn't really give two shits about people today and who really needed to rant

I am really pissed off right now

If you think nude pictures of ivanka in a search history is bad I've found nude pictures of Betty white in the search history at my house before.