I'm looking for a female who is interested in FWB, I have internship 3 days a week in Newberg and don't want to drive home to Portland in rush hour

Campus security, I would really appreciate if you DID YOUR FUCKING JOB. THERE IS NO REASON FOR TWO CARS TO BE BROKEN INTO ON THE SAME NIGHT. WHERE WERE YOU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEx6bDvmavc
I feel like this is George Fox in a nutshell... Can't wait to get out!

>Be me.
>Walking to my class.
>Looking around.
>Listening to bits of conversations as I walk by.
>Notice couple having heated discussions walking my way.
>Decide to listen to the couple talking through some issues as I walk by:
>Guy: I just don't get what the big deal is.
>Girl: Really? I don't get why you don't wanna have rap battles with me!
>Guy: But I don't like rap.
>Girl: I just think we need space.
>Me: *walks out of ear shot*
>Wish I knew how this story ended.
>Still a better love story than Twilight

To the girls on my floor that think it's ok to be loud at one in the morning: I freaking hate you. No one cares about what you think is so funny at that time in the morning.

I'm wondering if the health and counseling center can write a prescription for birth control

I've been in this world for twenty years, and I still don't know how to do the Macarena.

To be honest, I'm having a lot of trouble with my faith right now. Why would God want to create us in the first place if He knew that so many of us would turn against Him? Why would He want a relationship with us? He's God, so He doesn't need it. Does that mean it's for entertainment? He was bored, so He created humans to pass the time and let some of us love Him and others just go to Hell? Why would He create a Hell in the first place when it could just simply be the home for Satan and just let it be?
If someone can help me with this dilemma I'd really appreciate it.