I hate being so far away from Fox sucks because I have nobody near when I need company. It makes struggling with depression so much harder.

To all the people who struggle with asking others out, consider this. If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, surely you can ask that special guy or girl on a date.

I ate an entire package of Fig Newtons in one setting. ...It's fruit, right?

I have feelings for multiple girls and I don't know which one to go after

I must confess that while I am at home I totally take for granted the irresistibly soft and absorbent Charmin Ultra toilet paper my parents buy. It makes for a harsh reality when I get back to school and they somehow manage to wrap tree bark around a cardboard tube and give it to us.

I don't know how to make decisions.

I often wonder if we feel guilt about something because it is in the bible or if it is in the bible because we feel guilt about it.

Every time sweet home Alabama comes on the radio I turn up the volume when they say turn it up at the start of the song.