Sometimes I just want to go right up to random strangers and tell them I love them hoping it'll make them smile. Smiling everyday is very healthy.

I build atomizers amd vape in my room all day and my Ra thinks I just have a fruity air freshener, at least I quit smoking cigarets

Now that Football is in full swing, I wonder how high our undergraduate pregnancy numbers will jump.

Ah, yes. My favorite part of the day is walking to the quad and having the privilege of passing the porta potty by Penn. Nothing wakes you up more than a nice big and refreshing whiff of methane.

Being at Fox has completely killed my faith. Having the grace of God crammed down my throat in every class, when my life is going to hell? God doesn't give a shit about me, why should I care about him. He's not worth it.

When I was in third grade, I was in an assembly and I had to poop really bad. I am sitting in the assembly and holy crap, there was Hugo the hornet (he was the basket ball mascot for my town). I was so excited, but I had to poop soooo bad. He was going around and picking up kids and flipping them over his head. Then he came for me! As he lifted me up, I felt my sphincter open and a wetness fly out of my bum. I spew poop on Hugo and everyone within a 10 ft radius. Hugo drops me on my head and pulls off his head and pukes. I pass out from embarrassment. The next thing I remember is being carried by someone at a arms length away. I pass out again and wake up at home.

This is my most embarrassing memory. I had to get it off my chest because haven't found anyone I've trusted enough to share it with.

I didn't really care for the movie Boyhood

I found this really nice guy that i like. We just met each other the other day and we text and talk all the time. We were cuddling and laughing together like we were a actual couple, hanging around with each other for about 4 hours but he still hasn't told me how he feels or if he wants ask me out. I'm really worried that i'm pressuring him by talking too much to him or is he doesn't feel the same way. What should i do???