I hate it when the servers at the Bon give the people in front of me more meat and stuff, then tell me I have to come back for seconds if I want that much. Seriously? I may not look like much, but I know better how much I can handle in a serving than somebody behind the counter can judge. #highmetabolism #sowhatifImskinny #GIVEMEFOOD

I secretly hate the bookstore on campus. It's infuriating.

I like to think that my patronus would either be Brad Lau or the cockatoo from Critter Cabana.

So, I'm kind of really jealous of the new Penn. We froze our butts off and got sick last winter, and now, the Freshmen get good heat and AC. All the jealous. #theonlycoldyouregettingismyshoulder

To be honest, sometimes I wonder why everyone is ignoring what I just said, until I realize I didn't actually say it... I just thought really hard about saying it. #introvertproblems

I had 3 tons of manure delivered to my Spanish teacher's driveway as a surprise because she was a shrew.

I find transfer students infinitely more dateable because they weren't around to see how weird I was freshman year. I really have changed!

I see a lot of people in my major, and they always seem very excited about what they're majoring in. They talk about it constantly and stuff. I am happy with my major (not 100%, but I'm okay with it), but I'm not so excited about it that it's all I talk about. Yes, I've contemplated switching majors, but I don't think I'd be very talented in anything else.